Hipster-friendly coffee buff. Beer aficionado. General internet ninja. Hardcore communicator. Web nerd. Problem solver. Spent childhood merchandising muffins with no outside help. Have a strong interest in importing puppets with no outside help. Spent high school summers investing in jump ropes in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2005 buying and selling sheep in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 creating marketing channels for bullwhips in Pensacola, FL. What gets me going now is testing the market for circus clowns for the government.